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Estava na net, fazendo nada e achei um site muito bom com ’80 frases que deveriam ser buttons”.

Decidi colocar aqui as 10 15 melhores  na minha opnião.

 Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 




I’ve found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. 

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 

Whisper my favorite words: “I’ll buy it for you.” 

I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable. 

Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes? 

Back off! You’re standing in my aura. 

One of us is thinking about sex….. OK, it’s me. 

I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? 

You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing. 

Macho Law forbids me from admitting I’m wrong. 

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. 

Everyone thinks I’m psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth. 

You! Off my planet!


Infelizmente, nem todos tem imagens engraçadas, mas pra quem entendeu a piada nem precisa….

Com o tempo colocarei mais, até lá se divirta com o original “80 phrases that should be on buttons”.

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